Intro / Preface / Extra Words

What's going on down there? Come in!

Uh, everything is under control. Situation normal.

What happened?

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

We're sending a squad up.

Uh, uh, negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak... very dangerous.

Who is this?? What's your operating number?

Uh... [shoots the intercom] Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company!

Calvin & Brian  

Truvia Crime


You Fancy, Huh



Follytics

Science


Trash Fire

Rear View Mirror

Outro

Ahem... OK... there there... I guess we all learned something today. Apparently, un-monetized side-hustles take a back seat to moving to a new city, starting a new job, and buying a new house. Sorry about that.

We guarantee you another issue published in six months or less. Have a great holiday weekend!

Calvin & Brian