I spent all last Saturday putting wooden tongue and groove paneling on the ceiling in the nursery. I think this is called planking a ceiling, or some people call it shiplap. Either way, it is a horrible task. Anyone that says otherwise (looking at you, Pinterest) is misleading you. They want you to suffer. Do not trust them. But if your wife wants you to do it, she is right, and you should do it, because you love her and want her to have nice things. The best things. The best ceilings.
I'm anticipating our daughter's first sentence to be "Dad, this ceiling looks amazing. Thanks for doing this, because it really took the room to the next level."
All that to say I hope that your Saturday is a pleasant cocktail of relaxation and reflection, with a splash of productivity. Here's to ceilings.