Intro / Preface / Extra Words

As pungent as a merrily burning dumpster outside an incense factory.

We hope this rapid fire issue of spicy chorizo sausage links fills your stocking with holiday cheer and gives you plenty of material to survive awkward holiday gatherings by silently sitting in a corner glued to your smartphone. Or even better, ignore all this awesomeness and go give Aunt Cordelia an extra hug just from us. My how you've grown this year!

Calvin and Brian  

Outro

OK, that's it for this time. We're thinking of doing one of these every month, but it might end up being more like a "burn pile". As in, once things get unwieldy in our links list we'll just pour a little gasoline on it, then flick a burning match over our shoulder as we walk away. Like we do.

As always, thanks for reading.

Calvin & Brian