What's going on down there? Come in!
Uh, everything is under control. Situation normal.
Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
We're sending a squad up.
Uh, uh, negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak... very dangerous.
Who is this?? What's your operating number?
Uh... [shoots the intercom] Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company!
Ahem... OK... there there... I guess we all learned something today. Apparently, un-monetized side-hustles take a back seat to moving to a new city, starting a new job, and buying a new house. Sorry about that.
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