Intro / Preface / Extra Words

This issue is a draft and is due 3 months ago

At lunch today with a couple buddies one mentioned to me that he was sorry we had stopped with the newslettering. "You must be new here" was my reply. The OG Mark As Reader's have survived worse than this (I think that's true, it might not be, anyway I'm going to pretend it is true... that's what we do now in 2021 with facts we don't like apparently). -Brian

At any rate welcome to issue 70. Let's act like nothing happened and move forward shall we? As some sort of recompense this is a Special Super Beefy™ issue!

Calvin and Brian



Truvia Crime


You Fancy, Huh

Sports (Disc Golf)


_______ is not real life


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Calvin and Brian