Intro / Preface / Extra Words

If you're going somewhere for the holidays here's a last minute nifty-gifty to tuck away in your go-bag to help you survive the drama of modern travel. If instead you're just hosting all the out-laws at your place for a few days here's some kindling to keep you going a little longer while you hide out in your bathroom pretending to have an upset stomach.

Oh and as is tradition: TRASH FIRE ISSUE AWOOGA AWOOGA!

Calvin & Brian

Calvin Morris

Trash Fire


I think we can ALL be thankful that's now out of the way. Now go out there and conquer dat turkey ya'll. Merry thanks-gin-ing!

-Calvin and Brian