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In issue 78 Calvin made me laugh out loud, like literally (and by that I mean the actually literally not the way the kids use it today which literally doesn't mean literally).
Our general workflow for these things is there's a lot of back and forth getting content and words together then when things are almost ready Calvin as the OG founder and Chief Comma Officer does a final touch up and hits send.
His stern “Get out” to my opening salvo (which I read along with you having never seen it before) about ya'll vs y'all was unexpected and made me wonder if for maybe the 3rd time in my life I had crossed a line I should have thought more about before crossing.
This seems to be correct as I’ve had a number of folks in “my dm’s” giving me the business about my spelling of “ya’ll”.
So I reconsidered.
And I’ve decided I’m right. Sorry ya’ll.
Calvin- I’m so sorry…. But sometimes you’ve got to die on the hill you’ve needlessly created out of a mole hill to justify your own chronic inability to spell a very simple word.
Irregardlessly, as recompense for my lack of contrition I have put together an abbreviated and weird single topic issue that is weird and wonderful and probably will delight about 5 of our subscribers.
Circa 1998 I played an online role playing game called Ultima Online. The internet and online role playing games were the wild wild west back then and it felt like anything could happen. Let me share a couple of gems from back in the day...
All Geek To Me
5 stories of murder and theft that prove Ultima Online was one of the best MMOs ever | PC Gamer
Start here for a good introduction that will make the rest make sense.
Xavori
Finding all these links took me hours. The website they originally appeared on is more or less broken and I had to find the individual links on the internet archive. Xavori was famous for being a ruthless Player Killer who was a fanatical role player. I ran into him once in another game later... so I got that going for me, which is nice.
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Xavori (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Xavori the Miner (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Red Army (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Short Stories from the Beta (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Xavori the Bard (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Xavori's Reading Primer (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Da Gimp (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Ghost Pirate (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The One That Got Away (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Lady Elawyn (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - My boat (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Long night (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Annoying Newbie (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Rogue Sanctuary (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Xavori the Asssassin (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Day Death Mattered (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Xavori - Revenge for Zaik (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Rude Fighter (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Storming of LeGiOn's Tower (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Greed's Punishment (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - Notoriety Hunters (archive.org)
UO Stratics - The Dark Side of UO - Stories - The Butcher (archive.org)